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5 Reasons Why You Should Use LaTeX to Write Erotic Stories

Sure, LaTeX is a great program for typesetting science articles and mathematics. But that’s not all it can do. Did you know that it is also the best choice for writing steamy erotica?

1. The Name

Duh. The program is predestined by its very name.

But don’t despair if latex catsuits aren’t your thing! You can push LaTeX’s buttons any way you want.

2. Inspiration

Overfull hbox

Overfull hbox? Nothing is ever too full. Badness 10000? Oh, you’re a bad, bad hbox! Let me get my whip…

3. It’s Safer

As the US CDC says, “Consistent and correct use of male latex condoms can reduce (though not eliminate) the risk of STD transmission.” They just got the capitalization wrong. The meant to write “LaTeX” instead of “latex”. Really.

4. Symbols

Sometimes a picture is worth a thousand words. LaTeX provides a wide array of useful graphic symbols, for example:

5. High-Quality Typesetting of Mathematics

For anything more advanced than a missionary, quality mathematics is indispensable.

Numerical Sex Positions

Enjoy your… typesetting.

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